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Fresh Squeezed · Oct 24, 11:23 PM

What Tom Says: “When life gives you lemons..”

What Tom Means: He was at BJ’s wholesale food warehouse today, shopping with pride. You see, his favorite cereals were also the cheapest—per pound—of all the big oversized boxes of cereal you’d find stacked on open wooden pallets one aisle down from the bulk coffee. Then he saw frozen brocolli, cut up into smaller bits, “this is much cheaper than the normal 3 lb. bags I always consume, what a savings!” At home, he discovers that a misreading of the label has put 3 lbs. of chopped, frozen spinach into his freezer. Spinach. Chopped spinach. Hmm.

”..make a lemon pepper curry.”

Cook burgers. Consume. Throw gross spinach clumps into the hot grease and juices left behind in the pan. Add curry powder. Add salt. Add red and black pepper. Add “hot curry paste”. Dang, spinach curry! This poop rocks the kitchen, and my taste buds too. Next time: sautee chicken and dump the mess over a bowl of rice. Just like the Indian Grill down the street, but less than $20 a plate.

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  1. I have a great love of spinach. Although I’ve heard its purported Iron content is an old wive’s tale. — Chris    Oct 25, 02:17 PM    #

  2. Tell that to Josh, the king of kidney stones and spinach-eater extraordinaire. — Dave    Oct 25, 11:38 PM    #

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